Beltaine Part 2

Lady K is apparently in a bad mood today. I offered to throw a pie in her face when it was stated she is feeling neglected but she, rather curtly, denied my offer.

See a pie, in my mind, is a great way to get the attention needed. Go ahead, I dare you to walk by someone with pie on their face and not say anything. Go ahead... I’ll wait....no, no, put the pie down, throwing one in my face was not part of the original deal. Not only does a pie attract attention but the nutritional value alone is worth its weight in... well pie.

Ok, Back to Beltane.

After much fun we headed inside for a game of chess. I in my infinite wisdom managed to pwn my opponent on the first go, but I lost the second go because he felt piss poor about himself. I however acted like I tried. Who moves their queen to be taken by a pawn anyways LOL. Fortunately he did not see through my rouse. The first round though was funny; I moved a pawn on the far side of the board as bait and lure him to make the wrong move then BAMN! Take out his major players. I almost cried at how perfect it was.

There was a bardic competition going on. I salute them but the person who won should not have. There were many other who where better. I like the guy he is great but I thought their where better. One lady could sing like you would not believe. But I digress.

I looked at some shops and knew it was almost time for supper as I could smell it. However I forgot to bring any sort of plate and cutlery. Fortunately after running around like a chicken with my head cut off Rats found a lady and we got our setting.

The food was amazing. Wicked cool. Nuff said there. All you can eat prime rib for a mere 10 bucks...it could be lathered in whipping cream and cherries and I would have loved it for that price. Speaking of which that gives me an idea!

Court followed dinner. I was given a spoon for fighting. It was such an honour. I really have not felt that feeling in a while. It felt good to pick up a sword again. I also received a token from the Princess (which I lost and it was such a heartbreak to lose that) and a necklace from my lord Baron Baothuk.

The prince then stood up and apologized for some shit that he did. It sounded childish when I heard what he did but I did not care. There is a lot of inbred stuff going on with this group that really makes me want to slap people. Childish things. But I keep my mouth shut as it’s not my place to say a thing nor do I want to waste breath on deaf ears.

It was a fun fun fun night and I enjoyed every minute.

Lady K, don't be mad. It’s not worth the effort. And for the love of hell, you can speak to me at an event. I am not some plague rat.

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